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Nice and funny stories....
[SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][B]The first secret - the power of thought[/B].[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think about.Loving[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about ourselves and[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]others. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs and[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]desires. Thinking about your ideal partner[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]will help you recognize her when you meet her. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]* [B]The second secret - the power of respect.[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]self-respect ask yourself, "What do I respect about myself?" To gain[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]"What do I respect about them?" [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]*[B] The third secret - the power of giving.[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more love [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of yourself,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]freely and unconditionally. Practice random acts of[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]kindness. Before committing to a relationship ask not what the other[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]person will be able to give to you, but rather what will you be able to [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]give them. The secret formula of a happy, lifelong, loving relationship is[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]to always focus on what you can give instead of what you can take.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]* [B]The fourth secret - the power of friendship[/B].[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]To find a true love, you must first find a true friend. Love does not[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]consist of gazing into each other's eyes, but rather looking outward [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]together in the same direction. To love someone completelely you must love[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]them for who they are, not what they look like.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Friendship is the soil through which love's seeds grow. If you want to[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]bring love into a relationship, you must first bring friendship. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]* [B]The fifth secret - the power of touch.[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Touch is one of the most powerful expressions of love, breaking down [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]barriers and bonding relationships. Touch changes our physical and[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]emotional states and makes us more receptive[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]to love. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]* [B]The sixth secret - the power of letting go.[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]If you love something, let it free. If it comes back to you it's yours, if[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]it doesn't it never was. Even in a loving relationship, people need their [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]own space. If we want to learn to love, we must first learn to forgive and[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]let go of past hurts and grievances. Love means letting go of our fears,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]prejudices, egos and conditions."Today I let go of all my fears, the past [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]has no power over me - today is the beginning of a new life."[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]* [B]The seventh secret - the power of communication[/B].[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]When we learn to communicate openly and honestly, life changes. To love [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]someone is to communicate with them. Let the people you love know that you[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]love them and appreciate them. Never be afraid to say those three magic[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]words: "I Love You." Never let an opportunity pass to praise someone. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Always leave someone you love with a loving word - it could be the last[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]time you see them. If you were about to die but could make telephone calls[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]to the people you loved, who would you call, what would you say[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]and................ ...why are you waiting?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]* [B]The eighth secret - the power of commitment[/B].[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]If you want to have love in abundance, you must be committed to it, and[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]that commmitment will be reflected in your thoughts and actions. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Commitment is the true test of love. If you want to have loving[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]relationships, you must be committed to loving relationships. When you are[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]committed to someone or something, quitting is never an option. Commitment [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]distinguishes a fragile relationship from a strong one.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][B]* The ninth secret - the power of passion.[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Passion ignites love and keeps it alive. Lasting passion does not come[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]through physical attraction alone, it comes from deep commitment, [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]enthusiasm, interest and excitement. Passion can be recreated by[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]recreating past experiences when you felt passionate. Spontaneity and[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]surprises produce passion. The essence of love and happiness are the same;[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]all we need to do is to live each day with passion.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]* [B]The tenth secret - the power of trust.[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Trust is essential in all loving relationships. Without it one person[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]becomes suspicious, anxious and fearful and the other person feels trapped [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]and emotionally suffocated.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely. Act[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]as if your relationship with the person you love will never end.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]One of the way in which always you can tell whether a person is right for [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]you is to ask yourself, "Do I trust them completely and unreservedly?" If[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]the answer is "no", think carefully before making a commitment.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]The heart is the happiest when it beats for others.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] |
Titulli: 10 secrets of love
[FONT=Arial][/FONT][CENTER][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=3]Unconditional Love[/SIZE] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][B](An Army Officer)[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam. He called his parents from San Francisco. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=black] [FONT=Arial]"Mom and Dad, I'm coming home, but I've a favor to ask. I have a friend I'd like to bring home with me." [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]"Sure," they replied, "we'd love to meet him." [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]"There's something you should know the son continued, "he was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mind and lost an arm and a leg. He has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with us." [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]"I'm sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live." [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]"No, Mom and Dad, I want him to live with us." [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]"Son," said the father, "you don't know what you're asking. Someone with such a handicap would be a terrible burden on us. We have our own lives to live, and we can't let something like this interfere with our lives. I think you should just come home and forget about this guy. He'll find a way to live on his own." [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]At that point, the son hung up the phone. The parents heard nothing more from him. A few days later, however, they received a call from the San Francisco police. Their son had died after falling from a building, they were told. The police believed it was suicide. The grief-stricken parents flew to San Francisco and were taken to the city morgue to identify the body of their son. They recognized him, but to their horror they also discovered something they didn't know, their son had only one arm and one leg. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]The parents in this story are like many of us. We find it easy to love those who are good-looking or fun to have around, but we don't like people who inconvenience us or make us feel uncomfortable. We would rather stay away from people who aren't as healthy, beautiful, or smart as we are. Thankfully, there's someone who won't treat us that way. Someone who loves us with an unconditional love that welcomes us into the forever family, regardless of how messed up we are. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Tonight, before you tuck yourself in for the night, say a little prayer that God will give you the strength you need to accept people as they are, and to help us all be more understanding of those who are different from us!!! [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]There's a miracle called Friendship That dwells in the heart You don't know how it happens Or when it gets started But you know the special lift It always brings And you realize that Friendship Is God's most precious gift! [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to open their hearts to us.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] |
Titulli: 10 secrets of love
[FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff6600][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][FONT=Times New Roman]Nice story......[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][FONT=Times New Roman]
A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it, God had put all the human "qualities" in a separate room. Since all the qualities were bored they decided to play hide & seek. "Madness" was one of the qualities and he shouted: "I want to count, I want to count!" And since nobody was crazy enough to want to seek "Madness", all the other qualities agreed. So "Madness" leaned against a tree and started to count: "One, two,three..." As "Madness" counted, the qualities went hiding. "Treason" hid in a pile of garbage.. "Lie" said that it would hide under a stone, but hid at the bottom of the lake. And Madness continued to count "... seventy nine, eighty, eighty one..." By this time, all the qualities were already hidden except "Love ". For stupid as "Love" is, he could not decide where to hide. And this should not surprise us, because we all know how difficult it is to hide "Love".[/FONT] [SIZE=2]"Madness": "...ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven..." Just when [/SIZE][SIZE=2] "Madness" got to one hundred........."Love" jumped into a rose bush where he hid. And Madness turned around and shouted: "I'm coming, I'm coming!" As Madness turned around, "Laziness" was the first to be found, because "Laziness" was too lazy to hide. "Madness" searched madly and found "Lie" at the bottom of the lake. One by one, Madness found them all except Love. Madness was getting desperate, unable to find Love. Envious of Love, "Envy" whispered to "Madness" "You only need to find Love, and Love is hiding in the rose bush." "Madness" Jumped on the rose bush and he heard loud cry. The thorns in the bush had pierced "Loves" eyes. Hearing the commotion God came into the room and saw what had happened. He got very angry and cursed "Madness" and said since "Love" has become blind because of u ...u shall always be with him" And so it came about that from that day on,"[/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff6600][SIZE=3][SIZE=2][COLOR=red]Love is blind and is always accompanied by Madness[/COLOR]![/SIZE][/SIZE] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] |
Titulli: 10 secrets of love
[COLOR=black][SIZE=3]A Silent Love [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][/SIZE] [SIZE=3]From the very Beginning, the girl's family objected strongly on her dating this guy. Saying that it has got to do with family background,& that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Due to family's pressure, the couple quarrel very often. Though the girl love the guy deeply, but she always ask him: "How deep is your love for me?"[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]As the guy is not good with his words, this often cause the girl to be very upset. With that & the family's pressure, the girl often vent her anger on him. As for him, he only endure it in silence. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated & decided to further his studies in overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the girl: "I'm not very good with words. But all I know is that I love you. If you allow me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your family, I'll try my best to talk them round. Will you marry me?" [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]The girl agreed, & with the guy's determination, the family finally gave in & agreed to let them get married. So before he leave, they got engaged.[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]The girl went out to the working society, whereas the guy was overseas, continuing his studies. They sent their love through emails & phone calls. Though it's hard, but both never thought of giving up. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]One day, while the girl was on her way to work, she was knocked down by a car that lost control. When she woke up, she saw her parents beside her bed. She realised that she was badly injured. Seeing her mum crying, she wanted to comfort her. But she realized that all that could come out of her mouth was just a sigh. She has lost her voice...... [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]The doctors says that the impact on her brain has caused her to lose her voice. Listening to her parents' comfort, but with nothing coming out from her, she broke down.[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]During the stay in hospital, besides silence cry,.....it's still just silence cry that companied her. Upon reaching home, everything seems to be the same. Except for the ringing tone of the phone. Which pierced into her heart everytime it rang. She does not wish to let the guy know. & not wanting to be a burden to him, she wrote a letter to him saying that she does not wish to wait any longer. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]With that, she sent the ring back to him. In return, the guy sent millions & millions of reply, and countless of phonecalls,.. all the girl could do, besides crying, is still crying....[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]The parents decided to move away, hoping that she could eventually forget everything & be happy. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]With a new environment, the girl learn sign language & started a new life. Telling herself everyday that she must forget the guy. One day, her friend came & told her that he's back. She asked her friend not to let him know what happened to her. Since then, there wasn't anymore news of him. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]A year has passed & her friend came with an envelope, containing an invitation card for the guy's wedding. The girl was shattered. When she open the letter, she saw her name in it instead.[/SIZE] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][SIZE=3]When she was about to ask her friend what's going on, she saw the guy standing in front of her. He used sign language telling her "I've spent a year's time to learn sign language. Just to let you know that I've not forgotten our promise. Let me have the chance to be your voice. I Love You. With that, he slipped the ring back into her finger. The girl finally smiled. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3][/SIZE] [SIZE=3]U see we dnt know what our future holds... [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]sometimes its hard but later u realize watever happens happens 4 d best..[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]never b faint hearted or loose hope coz surely after every hardship there is [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]ease infact a better life to come......[/SIZE][/COLOR] |
Titulli: 10 secrets of love
[COLOR=green][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]Two Ladies Talking in Heaven[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [COLOR=#333333][URL="http://www.funlok.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1372"][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/URL][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][/FONT][COLOR=#333333][URL="http://www.funlok.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1372"][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/URL][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][/FONT][COLOR=#333333][URL="http://www.funlok.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1372"][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]1st woman: I froze to death. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/URL][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][/FONT][COLOR=#333333][URL="http://www.funlok.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1372"][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]2nd woman: How horrible![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/URL][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [COLOR=#333333][URL="http://www.funlok.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1372"][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#333333] [FONT=Arial]Began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]About you? [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/URL][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [COLOR=#333333][URL="http://www.funlok.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1372"][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#333333] [FONT=Arial]Husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/URL][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [COLOR=#333333][URL="http://www.funlok.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1372"][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]1st woman: So, what happened?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/URL][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [COLOR=#333333][URL="http://www.funlok.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1372"][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that[/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2] [FONT=Arial]I started running all over the house looking.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT][COLOR=#333333][URL="http://www.funlok.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1372"][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]I ran up into the attic[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#333333] [FONT=Arial]And searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Closet and checked under all the beds.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/URL][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT][COLOR=#333333][URL="http://www.funlok.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1372"][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]I kept this up until I had [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#333333] [FONT=Arial]Looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Keeled over with a heart attack and died.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/URL][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [COLOR=#333333][URL="http://www.funlok.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1372"][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#333333]1st woman: [/COLOR][COLOR=#ff6600]Too bad you didn't look in the freezer[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/URL][/COLOR][COLOR=#333333][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]---we'd both still be[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Alive.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] |
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[SIZE=2][COLOR=#008080]When you ask GOD for a gift,
Be thank full if he sends you Not diamonds.......... Not pearls............ Not riches............ But..... The real 'LOVE' of people around you With extra gifts... Of trust and care, Add up with honest and hopes!! It's forever there. Cry out the happy tears Smile like a sunshine... 'glow' You will be Blessed For each and every soul. The reason, is all in you To see a beautiful love! In every you, it holds! The real love....of u!:smile: [/COLOR][/SIZE] |
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ff0000][B]Here With Me...[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][B][LEFT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ff0000]I'm thinking about you again. I miss you badly and wish you were here with me. My soul knows no rest even when I sleep, because I dream about you and imagine how great it would be if you were here with me. Without you, I feel like a part of my heart is missing. I'm in dire need of your tender love and passionate kissing... if only you were here with me. Every day I tell myself to move on with my life, and I try to pretend that I'm happy, but it's just not true. I'm alone and blue, because you're not here with me. At night I get down on my knees and pray for brighter days. I know that the sunshine I need is on the way, because someday you'll be here with me. But until that day, I'll never stop yearning for you, and wishing that you were here to stay, because I love you, and I want you here with me.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/LEFT] [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] |
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[SIZE=2][COLOR=black]A WOMAN OF STRENGTH....
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape ... But a woman of strength keeps her soul in shape. A strong woman is not afraid of anything... But a woman of strength shows courage in the midst of her fear. A strong woman will not let anyone get the best of her... But a woman of strength gives the best of herself to everyone. A strong woman does not like to make mistakes ... A woman of strength realises that life's mistakes can also be blessings A strong woman walks sure footedly... But a woman of strength knows that when she falls, she will get up again. A strong woman wears the look of confidence on her face... But a woman of strength wears grace. A strong woman has faith that she is strong enough for the journey... But a woman of strength has faith that it is in the journey that she will become strong. -- [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones.Remember this always in life. Be happy and take care of yourself[/COLOR][/SIZE] |
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[I][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif][COLOR=#ff0000][I][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif][COLOR=#ff0000][SIZE=2][COLOR=darkred]THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them? How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. Have an awesome day, and know that someone who thinks you're great has thought about you today !.. "And that person was me.".....[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/I] [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/I] |
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[SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000][B]The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair. [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000][B]The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=6] [COLOR=#ff0000][B][SIZE=3]The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows, the beauty of a woman with passing years, only grows.[/SIZE] [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] |
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Cka ke shkru more ketu ,, awwwww mu paske ba publiciste edhe ti .... te lumte qa ke shkru veq sen skam marre vesh aaaa ...
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[B]Women pump gas now[/B]
[I]The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.[/I] January 16, 1993 Escondido attorney Ben Echeverria filed a $2 million lawsuit in August against Texaco Inc. and a local gas station manager because station attendants were pumping gas for women at self-service prices, but not for men. The station almost immediately stopped its practice and forced women to start pumping for themselves. |
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[CENTER][COLOR=#ff0000]A Son's Bad Dream[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#ff0000] [/CENTER] [/COLOR]A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, Auntie Susie dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, granddaddy dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed. The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure he is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk. Upon walking in his front door, he finds his wife. "Good God Dear" he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life! She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning." |
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[COLOR=black][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]TRUST is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is[/FONT][FONT=Arial] [FONT=Courier New]broken, it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to[/FONT][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]suspicion, suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity [/FONT][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][FONT=Courier New][COLOR=black][SIZE=2]may result in separation.
A telephone operator told me that one day she received a phone call. [FONT=Arial] [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]She answered, "Public Utilities Board." There was silence. She [/FONT][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]repeated, "PUB." There was still no answer. When she was going to[/FONT][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Courier New][COLOR=black][SIZE=2]cut off the line, she Heard a lady's voice, "Oh, so this is PUB. Sorry, I got the number from my Husband's pocket but I do not know whose number it is." Without mutual trust, just imagine what will happen to the couple if[FONT=Arial] [/FONT][FONT=Courier New]the telephone operator answered with just "hello" instead of "PUB". [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]NO POINTING FINGERS[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Courier New] [/FONT][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]A man asked his father-in-law, "Many people praised you for a successful marriage. Could you please share with me your secret?" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]The father-in-law answered in a smile, "Never criticize your wife for her shortcomings or when she does something wrong. Always bear in mind that because of her shortcomings and weaknesses, she could not find a better husband than you." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Courier New] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black]We all look forward to being loved and respected. Many people are afraid of losing face. Generally, when a person makes a mistake, he would look around to find a scapegoat to point the finger at. This is the start of a war. We should always remember that when we point one finger at a person, the other four fingers are pointing at ourselves. If we forgive the others, others will ignore our mistake too. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]CREATING PERFECT RELATIONSHIPS?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Courier New] [/FONT][FONT=Courier New][COLOR=black][SIZE=2]A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested "I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one." The SDU officer said, "Your r equirements, please." "Oh, good looking, polite, humorous , sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my [FONT=Courier New]leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest." The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand you need television."[/FONT] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Courier New ;] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black]There is a saying that a perfect match can only be found between a blind wife and a deaf husband ,because the blind wife cannot see the faults of the husband and the deaf husband cannot hear the nagging of the wife. Many couples are blind and deaf at the courting stage and dream of perpetual perfect relationship. Unfortunately, when the excitement of love wears off, they wake up and discover that marriage is not a bed of roses. The nightmare begins. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]NO OVERPOWERING[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Courier New] [/FONT][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Many relationships fail because one party tries to overpower another, or demands too much. People in love tend to think that love will conquer all and their spouses will change the bad habits after marriage. Actually, this is not the case. There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that "It is easier to reshape a mountain or a river than a person's character." It is not easy to change. Thus, having high expectation on changing the spouse character will cause disappointment and unpleasantness. It would be less painful to change ourselves and lower our expectations. . [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]RIGHT SPEECH[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black] !!! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Courier New] [/FONT][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that "A speech will either prosper or ruin a nation." Many relationships break off because of wrong speech. When a couple is too close with each other, we always forget mutual respect and courtesy. We may say anything without considering if it would hurt the other party. A friend and her millionaire husband visited their construction site. A worker who wore a helmet saw her and shouted, "Hi, Emily! Remember me? We used to date in the secondary school." On the way home, her millionaire husband teased her, "Luckily you married me. Otherwise you will be the wife of a construction worker." She answered ,"You should appreciate that you married me. Otherwise, he will be the millionaire and not you." Frequently exchanging these remarks plants the seed for a bad relationship. It's like a broken egg - cannot be reversed. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][FONT=Courier New][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]PERSONAL PERCEPTION[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][COLOR=black][SIZE=2]Different people have different perception. One man's meat could be another man's poison. A couple bought a donkey from the market. On the way home, a boy commented, "Very stupid. Why neither of them ride on the donkey? "Upon hearing that, the husband let the wife ride on the donkey. He walked besides them. Later, an old man saw it and commented, "The husband is the head of family. How can the wife ride on the donkey while the husband is on foot?" Hearing this, the wife quickly got down and let the husband ride on the donkey. Further on the way home, they met an old Lady. She commented, "How can the man ride on the donkey but let the wife walk. He is no gentleman." [FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]The husband thus quickly asked the wife to join him on the donkey. Then, they met a young man. He commented, "Poor donkey, how can you hold up the weight of two persons. They are cruel to you." Hearing that, the husband and wife immediately climbed down from the donkey and carried it on their shoulders. It seems to be the only choice left. Later, on a narrow bridge, the donkey was frightened and struggled. They lost their balance and fell into the river. You can never have everyone praise you, nor will everyone condemn you. Never in the past, not at present, and never will be in the future. Thus, do not be too bothered by others words if our conscience is clear..[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][FONT=Courier New][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]BE PATIENT ............ . [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]This is a true story which happened in the States. A man came out of his home to admire his new truck. To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint of the truck. The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy's hands into pulp as punishment. When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital. Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy's hands. When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs, he innocently said, " Daddy,I'm sorry about your truck." Then he asked, "but when are my fingers going to grow back?" The father went home & committed suicide. Think about this story the next time someone steps on your feet or u wish to take revenge. Think first before u lose your patience with someone u love. Trucks can be repaired.. Broken bones & hurt feelings often can't. Too often we fail to recognize the difference between the person and the performance. We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge. People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] |
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[COLOR=#00e100][FONT=Tahoma][B][SIZE=3]I went to a party,[/SIZE] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR]
[B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][B]And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mum So I had a sprite instead. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][COLOR=#00e100][COLOR=#00e100][FONT=Tahoma][B] [SIZE=3]I felt proud of myself,[/SIZE] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][B] The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][COLOR=#00c200][COLOR=#00c200][FONT=Tahoma][B] [SIZE=3]I made a healthy choice,[/SIZE] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][B] And your advice to me was right, The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][COLOR=#00e100][COLOR=#00e100][FONT=Tahoma][B] [SIZE=3]I got into my car,[/SIZE] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][B] Sure to get home in one piece, I never knew what was coming, Mum Something I expected least. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][COLOR=#00c200][COLOR=#00c200][FONT=Tahoma][B] [SIZE=3]Now I'm lying on the pavement,[/SIZE] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][B] And I hear the policeman say, The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mum, his voice seems far away. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][COLOR=#00c200][COLOR=#00c200][FONT=Tahoma][B] [SIZE=3]My own blood's all around me, [/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][B] As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, This girl is going to die. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][COLOR=#00e100][COLOR=#00e100][FONT=Tahoma][B] [SIZE=3]I'm sure the guy had no idea,[/SIZE] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][B] While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][COLOR=#00e100][COLOR=#00e100][FONT=Tahoma][B] [SIZE=3]So why do people do it, Mum[/SIZE] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][B] Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives. Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][COLOR=#00c200][COLOR=#00c200][FONT=Tahoma][B] [SIZE=3]My breath is getting shorter, Mum[/SIZE] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][B] I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][COLOR=#00e100][COLOR=#00e100][FONT=Tahoma][B] [SIZE=3]I wish that you could hold me Mum,[/SIZE] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][B] As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mum!' So I love you and good-bye. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] |
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[SIZE=3][COLOR=#8b0000][B]Passwords are like underwear.....[/B]
[B]Change yours often[/B] [B]Passwords are like underwear.....[/B] [B]Don't share them with friends.[IMG]http://graphics.asiafriendfinder.com/images/common/chat/smilies/naughty.gif[/IMG][/B] [B]Passwords are like underwear.....[/B] [B]The longer the better.[IMG]http://graphics.asiafriendfinder.com/images/common/chat/smilies/big_smile.gif[/IMG][/B] [B]Passwords are like underwear.....[/B] [B]Don't leave yours lying around.[IMG]http://graphics.asiafriendfinder.com/images/common/chat/smilies/evil.gif[/IMG][/B] [B]Passwords are like underwear.....[/B] [B]Be mysterious. [IMG]http://graphics.asiafriendfinder.com/images/common/chat/smilies/shush.gif[/IMG][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] |
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[FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080][COLOR=black]5 Reasons Why God Uses Problems[/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][SIZE=2][/SIZE]
[FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=#000080][SIZE=2][/SIZE] [/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial Black]T[/FONT][FONT=Garamond][B]he problems you face will either defeat you or develop [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=2][B]you - depending on how you respond to them.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=2][B]Unfortunately, most people fail to see how God wants to[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][B]use problems for good in their lives. [/B][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][B]They react foolishly and resent their [/B][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=2][B]problems rather than pausing to consider what benefit they might bring. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][B][SIZE=2]Here are five ways God wants to use the problems in your life: [/SIZE][/B] [/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=black]1.God Uses Problems To DIRECT U[/COLOR][/FONT] [/SIZE][/B] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial Black]S[/FONT][FONT=Garamond][B]ometimes God must light a fire under you to get you moving. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=2][B]Problems often point us in a new direction and motivate us to change. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=2][B]Is God trying to get your attention? "Sometimes it takes [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][B][SIZE=2]a painful situation to make us change our ways." [/SIZE][/B] [/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana][B][FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]2. God Uses Problems To INSPECT U[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial Black] [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial Black]P[/FONT][FONT=Garamond][B]eople are like tea bags...if you want to know what's inside them, [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][B]just drop them into hot ever water! [/B][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][B]Has God tested [/B][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=2][B]your faith with a problem What do problems reveal about you? [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][B]"When you have many kinds of troubles, you should be full[/B][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][B]of joy, because you know that these [/B][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][B]troubles test your faith, [/B][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=2][B]and this will give you patience."[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [/FONT][/FONT][B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana][B][FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]3. God Uses Problems To CORRECT U[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial Black] [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial Black]S[/FONT][FONT=Garamond][B]ome lessons we learn only through pain and failure. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Garamond][B]It's likely that as a child your parents told you not to touch a hot stove.[/B][/FONT] [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=2][B]But you probably learned by being burned. Sometimes we only learn [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=2][B]the value of something... health, money, a relationship. .. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=2][B]by losing it. "It was the best thing that could have happened to me, [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][B][SIZE=2]for it taught me to pay attention to your laws." [/SIZE][/B] [/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=black]4. God Uses Problems To PROTECT U[/COLOR][/FONT] [/SIZE][/B] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial Black][B]A[/B][/FONT] [/SIZE][FONT=Garamond][B][SIZE=2]problem can be a blessing in disguise if it prevents you from[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]being harmed by something more serious. Last year a friend [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]was fired for refusing to do something unethical that his boss[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]had asked him to do. His unemployment was a problem - but[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]it saved him from being convicted and sent to prison a year[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]later when management's actions were eventually discovered. [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]"You intended to harm me, but God intended it for good...[/SIZE][/B] [/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana][B][FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]5. God Uses Problems To PERFECT U[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial Black] [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=2][B]P[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Garamond][B][SIZE=2]roblems, when responded to correctly, are character builders.[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]God is far more interested in your character than your comfort. [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]Your relationship to God and your character are the only two [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]things you're going to take with you into eternity.[/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Garamond][B][SIZE=2]"We can rejoice when we run into problems... [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]they help us learn to be patient. And patience develops strength of [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]character in us and helps us trust God more each time [/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][B][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=2]we use it until finally our hope and faith are strong and steady." [/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Garamond] [/FONT][B][U][FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Here's the point Ad:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial Black][B]God[/B][/FONT] [/SIZE][FONT=Garamond][B][SIZE=2]is at work in your life - even when you do not recognize it or understand it. [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]But it's much easier and profitable when you cooperate with Him. [/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [SIZE=2][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][CENTER][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=2][/SIZE] [B][SIZE=2]"Success can be measured not only in achievements, but in lessons learned, [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]lives touched and moments shared along the way"[/SIZE][/B][/FONT] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][URL="http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/lovebeats"] [/URL][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] |
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[B][SIZE=2][COLOR=#cc0000]The most destructive habit.........worry
The Greatest joy...................giving The Greatest loss............loss of self-respect The most satisfying work........Helping others The Ugliest personality trait......selfishness The most endangered species....Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource.....Our youth The greates shot in the arm.......Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome.....Fear The most effective sleeping pill..Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease...Excuses The most powerful force in life......Love The most dangerous pariah...........A gossiper The world's most incredible computer..the Brain The worst thing to be without............Hope The deadliest weapon..................The tongue The two most power-filled words.........."I can" The greatest asset ......................Faith The most worthless emotion............self-pity The most beautiful attire.............SMILE The most prized possession............Integrity The most powerful communicaton channel..Prayer The most contagious spirit............Enthusiasm TO THE WORLD, YOU MAY BE ONE PERSON, BUT TO ONE PERSON YOU ARE THE WORLD!! FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE TWO CLOCKS KEEPING THE SAME TIME!!!!! TAKE CARE MY FRIENDS!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] |
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[B][COLOR=black]"FRIENDS FOREVER"
Many things I want to say Even though you're far away I have no clue where I should start I wish we are never far apart. In this poem of mine I'm telling you,swearing on my life The respect and love which I have for u very true indeed.... Your friendship means the world to me. Together till the end, You and me will be friends. We'll break our friendship never, Together or apart we'll be friends forever. Through good times and bad, We'll never get mad. Through old friends and new friends, Our friendship never bends. Eventhough we're changing, Our friendship is never ending. With broken hearts and many tears, We've made it through these past many years. Different in many ways, More alike each passing day. Our memories are the best, It's our honesty we never test. Helping each other out, Always with no doubt. We've always been eachother's better half, No matter what. When we hang together we have a full glass. ( full glass of strawberry milk,) With good cheers' Some laughter with great screams, as usual Having friendship like yours is never "The End" A treasure for me You forever remain.[/COLOR][/B] |
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[quote=egi][CENTER][COLOR=#ff0000]A Son's Bad Dream[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#ff0000] [/COLOR] [/CENTER] [COLOR=#ff0000] [/COLOR]A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, Auntie Susie dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, granddaddy dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed. The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure he is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk. Upon walking in his front door, he finds his wife. "Good God Dear" he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life! She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."[/quote] hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah e forte Egi!!! |
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[CENTER][FONT=verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][U][B]A friend is one who sees[/B][/U][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][U][B]through YOU and still enjoys the view[/B][/U][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B]A Nice Article By Swami Vivekananda............... I once had a friend who grew to be very close to me. Once when we were sitting at the edge of a swimming pool, she filled the palm of her hand with some water and held it before me, and said this: "You see this water carefully contained on my hand? It symbolizes Love." This was how I saw it: As long as you keep your hand caringly open and allow it to remain there, it will always be there. However, if you attempt to close your fingers round it and try to posses it,it will spill through the first cracks it finds This is the greatest mistake that people do when they meet love...they try to posses it, they demand, they expect... and just like the water spilling out of your hand, love will retrieve from you. For love is meant to be free, you cannot change its nature. If there are people you love, allow them to be free beings. Give and don't expect.Advise, but don't order. Ask, but never demand. It might sound simple, but it is a lesson that may take a lifetime to truly practice. It is the secret to true love. To truly practice it, you must sincerely feel no expectations from those who you love, and yet an unconditional caring." Passing thought... Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take; but by the moments that take our breath away..... Life is beautiful!!! Live it!!![/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] |
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lookie look at our lovely love, she is that good in English
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[quote=DritonPR]lookie look at our lovely love, she is that good in English[/quote]
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[SIZE=2][COLOR=black]A blessing such as you [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]my friend. True friendship is not seen with the eyes[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]it is felt with the heart. When there is trust, understanding,loyality,and sharing.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]True friendship is a rare feeling,bu t when it is found. It has profound impect on our well -bing,strength and character[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]True friendship does not need elaborate gifts or spectacular events,inorder to be valuable or valued.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]To ensure long lasting quality and satis fections. True friendship only needs a few key ingredients.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Undying loyality,unmatched understanding,un surpassed trust, Deep and soul ful secrets and endless sharing.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]These ingredients mixed with personality and sense of humer can make a friendship last a life time[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]This just a THANK YOU my friends for all the wonderful and colourful special ingredients you have brought to my life[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] |
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[COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]Keep your thoughts positive, because your thoughts become your words.
Keep your words positive, because your words become your actions. Keep your actions positive, because your actions become your habits. Keep your habits positive, because your habits become your lifestyle. Keep your lifestyle positive, because your lifestyle becomes your destiny[/SIZE] [/FONT][/COLOR] |
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[SIZE=1][COLOR=black]~EIGHT LIES OF A MOTHER~
1.The story began when I was a child; I was born as a son of a poor family. Even for eating, we often got lack of food. Whenever the time for eating, mother often gave me her portion of rice. While she was removing her rice into my bowl, she would say "Eat this rice, son. I'm not hungry". That was Mother's First Lie 2.When I was getting to grow up, the persevering mother gave her spare time for fishing in a river near our house, she hoped that from the fishes she got, she could gave me a little bit nutritious food for my growth. After fishing, she would cook the fishes to be a fresh fish soup, which raised my appetite. While I was eating the soup,[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=1][COLOR=black]mother would sit beside me and eat the rest meat of fish, which was still on the bone of the fish I ate. My heart was touched when I saw it. I then used my chopstick and gave the other fish to her. But she immediately refused it and said "Eat this fish, son.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=1][COLOR=black]I don't really like fish." That was Mother's Second Lie. 3.Then, when I was in Junior High School, to fund my study, mother went to an economic enterprise to bring some used-matches boxes that would be stuck in. It gave her some money for covering our needs. As the winter came, I woke up from my sleep and looked at my mother who was still awoke, supported by a little candlelight and within her perseverance she continued the work of sticking some used-matches box. I said, "Mother, go to sleep, it's late, tomorrow morning you still have to go for work. " Mother smiled and said "Go to sleep, dear. I'm not tired." That was Mother's Third Lie. 4.At the time of final term, mother asked for a leave from her work in order to accompany me. While the daytime was coming and the heat of the sun was starting to shine, the strong and persevering mother waited for me under the heat of the sun's shine for several hours. As the bell rang, which indicated that the final exam had finished, mother immediately welcomed me and poured me a glass of tea that she had prepared before in a cold bottle. The very thick tea was not as thick as my mother's love, which was much thicker. Seeing my mother covering with perspiration, I at once gave her my glass and asked her to drink too. Mother said "Drink, son. I'm not thirsty!". That was Mother's Fourth Lie. 5.After the death of my father because of illness, my poor mother had to play her role as a single parent. By held on her former job, she had to fund our needs alone. Our family's life was more complicated. No days without sufferance. Seeing our family's condition that was getting worse, there was a nice uncle who lived near my house came to help us, either in a big problem and a small problem. Our other neighbors who lived next to us saw that our family's life was so unfortunate, they often advised my mother to marry again. But mother, who was stubborn, didn't care to their advice, she said "I don't need love." That was Mother's Fifth Lie. 6.After I had finished my study and then got a job, it was the time for my old mother to retire. But she didn't want to; she was sincere to go to the marketplace every morning, just to sell some vegetable for fulfilling her needs. I, who worked in the other city, often sent her some money to help her in fulfilling her needs, but she was stubborn for not accepting the money. She even sent the money back to me. She said "I have enough money." That was Mother's Sixth Lie. 7.After graduated from Bachelor Degree, I then continued my study to Master Degree. I took the degree, which was funded by a company through a scholarship program, from a famous University in America. I finally worked in the company. Within a quite high salary, I intended to take my mother to enjoy her life in America. But my lovely mother didn't want to bother her son, she said to me "I'm not used to." That was Mother's Seventh Lie. 8.After entering her old age, mother got a flank cancer and had to be hospitalized. I, who lived in miles away and across the ocean, directly went home to visit my dearest mother. She lied down in weakness on her bed after having an operation. Mother, who looked so old, was staring at me in deep yearn. She tried to spread her smile on her face; even it looked so stiff because of the disease she held out. It was clear enough to see how the disease broke my mother's body, thus she looked so weak and thin. I stared at my mother within tears flowing on my face. My heart was hurt, so hurt, seeing my mother on that condition. But mother, with her strength, said "Don't cry, my dear. I'm not in pain." That was Mother's Eight Lie. After saying her eighth lie, She closed her eyes forever![/COLOR][/SIZE] |
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[SIZE=1][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Arial][I]"[SIZE=2]Everything is possible. Impossible just takes a little longer ....... "[/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][/SIZE][INDENT][INDENT][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][B][I][SIZE=2]TO BE 6 AGAIN[/SIZE][/I][/B] [I][B][SIZE=2]A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,[/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]Observing his wife turning back[/SIZE][/B][/I][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][COLOR=blue][B][I][SIZE=2]And forth, looking at her self in the mirror.[/SIZE][/I][/B] [SIZE=2][/SIZE] [I][B][SIZE=2]Since her birthday was not far off, he asked [/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]What she'd like to have for her Birthday.[/SIZE][/B][/I] [SIZE=2][/SIZE] [I][B][SIZE=2]I'd like to be six again, she replied, still[/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]Looking in the mirror.[/SIZE][/B][/I] [SIZE=2][/SIZE] [I][B][SIZE=2]On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, [/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]Made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,[/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]And then took her to Six Flags[/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]Theme park. What a day ! He put her on every[/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]Ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, [/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... Everything[/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]There was. Five hours Later they staggered out[/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]Of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her[/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]Stomach felt upside down. [/SIZE][/B][/I] [SIZE=2][/SIZE] [I][B][SIZE=2]He then took her to a McDonald's where he[/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]Ordered her a Happy Meal with[/SIZE][/B][/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=black][B][FONT=Arial][I][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue]Extra fries and a chocolate shake.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=blue] [SIZE=2][/SIZE] [I][B][SIZE=2]Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, [/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]And her favorite candy,[/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]M&M's. What a fabulous adventure ! Finally she[/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]Wobbled home with her[/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]Husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.[/SIZE][/B][/I] [SIZE=2][/SIZE] [I][B][SIZE=2]He leaned over his wife with a big smile and [/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]Lovingly asked, Well Dear,[/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]What was it like being six again ??[/SIZE][/B][/I] [SIZE=2][/SIZE] [I][B][SIZE=2]Her eyes slowly opened and her expression[/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]Suddenly changed.[/SIZE][/B][/I] [SIZE=2][/SIZE] [I][B][SIZE=2]I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass !! [/SIZE][/B][/I] [SIZE=2][/SIZE] [I][B][SIZE=2]The moral of the story: Even when a man is[/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]Listening, he is going to get it wrong.[/SIZE][/B][/I] [SIZE=2][/SIZE] [I][B][SIZE=2]SEND THIS TO WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH..... AND TO[/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=2]MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT................ [/SIZE][/B][/I][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][B][FONT=Arial][I][SIZE=1]hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa[/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=1] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [/INDENT] [/INDENT] |
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[COLOR=black][FONT=System]1. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=green][FONT=System][URL="http://www.funlok.com/"][COLOR=green]Give yourself permission to be human[/COLOR][/URL].[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=System] When we accept emotions -- such as fear, sadness, or anxiety -- as natural, we are more likely to overcome them. Rejecting our emotions, positive or negative, leads to frustration and unhappiness. [/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=System] [COLOR=black][FONT=System]2. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#ff6600][FONT=System][URL="http://www.funlok.com/"][COLOR=#ff6600]Happiness lies at the intersection between[/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=System] pleasure and meaning. Whether at work or at home, the goal is to engage in activities that are both personally significant and enjoyable. When this is not feasible, make sure you have happiness boosters, moments throughout the week that provide you with both pleasure and meaning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=System][COLOR=black][FONT=System] 3. [URL="http://www.funlok.com/"][COLOR=#ff6600]Keep in mind[/COLOR][COLOR=black] that happiness[/COLOR][/URL] is mostly dependent on our state of mind, not on our status or the state of our bank account. Barring extreme circumstances, our level of well being is determined by what we choose to focus on (the full or the empty part of the glass) and by our interpretation of external events. For example, do we view failure as catastrophic, or do we see it as a learning opportunity? [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=System]4. [URL="http://www.funlok.com/"][COLOR=#ff6600]Simplify [/COLOR][COLOR=black]! We are[/COLOR][/URL], generally, too busy, trying to squeeze in more and more activities into less and less time. Quantity influences quality, and we compromise on our happiness by trying to do too much.Read more articles : [URL="http://online-articles.org/happiness/site-map.php"][COLOR=black]http://online-articles.org/happiness/site-map.php [/COLOR][/URL] [COLOR=black][FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=System]5. [URL="http://www.funlok.com/"][COLOR=#ff6600]Remember [/COLOR][COLOR=black]the mind-body connection[/COLOR][/URL]. What we do -- or don't do -- with our bodies influences our mind. Regular exercise, Adequate sleep, and healthy eating habits lead to both physical and mental health. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=System][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=System]6. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#ff6600][FONT=System][URL="http://www.funlok.com/"][COLOR=#ff6600]Express gratitude[/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=System], whenever possible. We too often take our lives for granted. Learn to appreciate and savor the wonderful things in life, from people to food, from nature to a smile.[/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] |
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[COLOR=white]__,_._,___[/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]Lessons to Learn From Inspiring Story [/B][B]"Adjust To Life................" [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]A man and his girlfriend were married. It was a large celebration. All of their friends and family came to see the lovely ceremony and to partake of the festivities and celebrations. A wonderful time was had by all. The bride was gorgeous in her white wedding gown and the groom was very dashing in his black tuxedo. Everyone could tell that the love they had for each other was true. A few months later, the wife comes to the husband with a proposal: "I read in a magazine, a while ago, about how we can strengthen our marriage." she offered. "Each of us will write a list of the things that we find a bit annoying with the other person. Then, we can talk about how we can fix them together and make our lives happier together." The husband agreed, so each of them went to a separate room in the house and thought of the things that annoyed them about the other. They thought about this question for the rest of the day and wrote down what they came up with. The next morning, at the breakfast table, they decided that they would go over their lists. "I'll start," offered the wife. She took out her list. It had many items on it enough to fill 3 pages, in fact. As she started reading the list of the little annoyances, she noticed that tears were starting to appear in her husbands eyes. "What's wrong?" she asked. "Nothing" the husband replied, "keep reading your lists." The wife continued to read until she had read all three pages to her husband. She neatly placed her list on the table and folded her hands over top of it. "Now, you read your list and then we'll talk about the things on both of our lists." She said happily. Quietly the husband stated, "I don't have anything on my list. I think that you are perfect the way that you are. I don't want you to change anything for me. You are lovely and wonderful and I wouldn't want to try and change anything about you." The wife, touched by his honesty and the depth of his love for her and his acceptance of her, turned her head and wept. --------------------------------------------- In life, there are enough times when we are disappointed, depressed and annoyed. We don't really have to go looking for them. We have a wonderful world that is full of beauty, light and promise. Why waste time in this world looking for the bad, disappointing or annoying when we can look around us, and see the wondrous things before us?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] |
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Every night when I close my eyes, I drift to sweet dreams of you. I imagine the taste of your lips, the feel of your hands in mine, and the softness of your hair brushing against my cheek... and suddenly I'm strong yet weak from my need for you. And when you hold me close, and look into my eyes as you whisper how much you love me, I'm carried gently to the clouds. Your love makes me feel so alive and proud of the person I am when I'm with you. Yet when the stars fade as dawn breaks, you kiss me goodbye at the door, and I awake needing you even more than I did the day before. I'm missing you badly, and I wish you were here. But though you're far away, in my heart you'll stay. I'll never quit wishing that you were here beside me, but until that day, I've only to dream about you, and I escape to that place in my heart, where we're never apart.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/SIZE][/FONT] |
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[CENTER][B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][U]Thinking Of A GIRL[/U][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL is Quiet,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Millions of things are running in her Mind.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL not Arguing,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]She is thinking Deeply.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of Questions,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]She is wondering how long you will be Around.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL answer '' I'm Fine'' after a few Seconds,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]She is not at all Fine.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL stares at You,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]She wondering why you are Lying.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL lays on your Chest,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]She is wishing for you to be hers Forever.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL call you Every Day,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]She is seeking for your Attention.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL sms's you Every Day,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]She wants you to reply at lest Once.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL says '' I Love You '',[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]She means It.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL says that she can't live without You,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]She has made up her mind that you are her Future.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When a GIRL says '' I Miss You '',[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [COLOR=#000099][B][SIZE=4][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]No one in this world can miss you more then Her.....!!![/COLOR][/SIZE] [/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/CENTER] |
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[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][SIZE=2]Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.[/SIZE] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][SIZE=2]They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.[/SIZE] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][SIZE=2]Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known 'happy going marriage'.[/SIZE] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][SIZE=2]Editor: '[I]Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? [/I]'[/SIZE] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][SIZE=2]Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: '[I]We had been to Simla for honeymoon after marriage.[/I][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][I]Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. [/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][I]My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. [/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][I][SIZE=2]On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.[/SIZE] [/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][I][SIZE=2]Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said ' [B][B]This is your first time[/B][/B]'.[/SIZE] [/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][I][SIZE=2]She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.[/SIZE] [/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][I][SIZE=2]This time she again kept calm and said '[B][B] This is your second time[/B][/B]' and continued.[/SIZE] [/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]I shouted at my wife: '[B][B]What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy [/B][/B]?' .. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][I][SIZE=2]She gave a silent look and said: '[B][B]This is your first time!!! [/B][/B]'.'[/SIZE] [/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#cc0000][COLOR=black]Husband:' That's[/COLOR][SIZE=4][I][SIZE=2][COLOR=black] it. We are happily married ever after.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/I] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] |
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[CENTER][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][U]Family Problems[/U][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage.I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black]The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. "After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems.. ? ![/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#c00000] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] |
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[CENTER][B][U][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]This was a Real incident in New York....[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B]
[B][/B][B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that u are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow just $5,000?" The Indian replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?" "Indians don't do different things but they do things differently."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] |
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[COLOR=black][B]A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a
girl room mate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, room mate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just room mates." About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." [/B][/COLOR][CENTER][COLOR=black][B]So he sat down and wrote :[/B][/COLOR][COLOR=#0000ff] [B][COLOR=black]Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Kumar Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read ; Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you ?do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black] jar by now under the pillow... Love, Mom. Lesson of the day : Don't Lie to Your Mother...........[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [/COLOR] |
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[COLOR=black][SIZE=2][B][U]Married 10 times but still a Virgin[/U] [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B]A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [COLOR=#0000ff][CENTER] [COLOR=black][SIZE=2][B]"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be."[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B]"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B]"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B]"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B]"Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.?lt;br[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B]"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not" "Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it." "Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it." "Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look." "Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was..... God, I miss him!" [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B]"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" "Good," said the husband, "but, why?" You're with the Government. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/COLOR] |
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[SIZE=2][COLOR=black]WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT='Comic Sans MS']
[SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of whic h way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $500 0. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]! [/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] |
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[SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Georgia][I][U]Lufthansa Airlines
[/U][/I]Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]captain:"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean".[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]"Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for such an[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]swimmers are on the right side of the plane.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]After this announcement all the passengers rearranged their seating to[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B][FONT=georgia]comply with the captain's request.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing in the ocean. The[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]captain once again made an announcement:[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]"Ladies and Gentlemen we have crashed into the ocean. All of the[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]swimmers on the right side of the plane open your emergency exits and[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]quickly swim away from the plane.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane... -Thank You for[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]Flying Lufthansa- ".[/FONT][/B] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] |
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[SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Georgia][I][U]Delta Airlines
[/U][/I]At the airport for a trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]system saying,[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]"We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]from Gate 41."[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]Not ten minutes later the public address v oice told us that Flight 570[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]would in fact be boarding from Gate 35. So again we gathered our[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke "Thank You[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]for participating in Delta's physical fitness program."[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] |
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[SIZE=2][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Georgia][I][U]British Airways
[/U][/I]"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London .[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]Atlantic."[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft,[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]the port wing has fallen off."[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]"If you look down towards the Atlantic Ocean , you will see a little[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]ye llow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=georgia]captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses"[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] |
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