The Back-Handed Compliment
 

"That looks professional, no way could you do that! No really, it looks good" :?
my secretary to me :x

I don't want fun, pretty and smart, I want you. :P

I like the way your butt stretches those jeans so much.

you have the perfect face for radio.

you're pretty funny, but looks aren't important.

you're much better looking than your twin.

vat r u riëlli duin?

[quote=Arb]vat r u riëlli duin?[/quote]
aj'm gjust eksperimenting :smile:

a little secret, any compliment in here, dardania, is back-handed.
not all, maybe 98%. the place is crawling with backstabbing snakes.
thank you for the compliment elsewhere. it looked sincere. i was hoping the learned professor (that's you) was going to give lessons there. you seem to be the best qualified when it comes to teaching real albanian to english speaking tardanians (that's me).

give my regards to broadway.

roses are red violets are blue , god made me ugly , what a hell happend to you :tongue:

you'll be so pretty once the acne cream starts to work.

one time, a co-worker sincerely asked a customer if she was pregnant. she wasn't. she cursed him out in front of everybody. i'm just glad it wasn't me who asked, she had a beer belly that could've fooled anyone.

ps: are you the hot Drita or the other one? hahaha just kidding, qaf, qaf.

Someone wrote "You're the best:tongue: , but you're the only one of your kind:rolleyes: "..hahhhahahha

On the same note: "You're so distinguishable, but you're the only one":tongue:

[QUOTE=Kupid]aj'm gjust eksperimenting :smile:

a little secret, any compliment in here, dardania, is back-handed.
not all, maybe 98%. the place is crawling with backstabbing snakes.
thank you for the compliment elsewhere. it looked sincere. i was hoping the learned professor (that's you) was going to give lessons there. you seem to be the best qualified when it comes to teaching real albanian to english speaking tardanians (that's me).

give my regards to broadway.[/QUOTE]

End vat vaz oll thiz?

[quote=Arb]End vat vaz oll thiz?[/quote]

hahhhahahha...seems like a back-handed compliment....:wink:

BTW since when do you criticize other people's spelling:tongue:

[QUOTE=Reana]hahhhahahha...seems like a back-handed compliment....:wink:

BTW since when do you criticize other people's spelling:tongue:[/QUOTE]

Demm!

E bek hendid uan? kull!

Luks llaik hi nokt on dhe rong dor!