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Vjetėr 07-06-08, 16:45   #55
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Gabim Titulli: nice and funny stories

Woman Are Amazing

Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said,

"I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go
to bed."

She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches.
Rinsed out the popcorn bowls,
took meat out of the freezer for supper the
following evening, checked the cereal box levels,
filled the sugar container,
put spoons and bowls on the table and
started the coffee pot for brewing the next
morning.
She then put some wet clothes in the dryer,
put a load of clothes into the washer,
ironed a shirt and secured a loose button.
She picked up the game pieces left on the table,
put the phone back on the charger and
put the telephone book into the drawer.
She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket
hung up a towel to dry.

She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom.
She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the
teacher,
counted out some cash for the excursion
pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair.
She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed
and stamped the envelope
wrote a quick note for the grocery store.
She put both near her bag
Mum then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser,
put on her Night Solution & age fighting
moisturizer,
brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails.


Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed."
"I'm on my way," she said.
She put some water into the dog's dish and
put the cat outside,
then made sure the doors were locked and patio light
was on.
She looked in on each of the kids and turned out
their bedside lamps and radios,
hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the
hamper,
had a brief conversation with the one up still doing
homework.

In her own room, she set the alarm;
laid out clothing for the next day,
straightened up the shoe rack.
She added three things to her 6 most important
things to do list.
She said her prayers,
and visualized the accomplishment of her goals.

About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced
to no one in particular. "I'm going to bed."
And he did...without another thought .

Anything extraordinary here?

Wonder why women live longer...?
'CAUSE THEY ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL...... (and
they can't die sooner, they still have things to
do!!!!)

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