Pleasant surprise question .

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who already had 8 kids , 3 who
were deaf, 2 who were blind, 1 mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?





Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.





Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.



Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.



Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.





Which of these candidates would be our choice?





Decide first...no peeking, then scroll down for the response.





Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.





And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.





Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.


Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..





Never be afraid to try something new. Remember:

Amateurs...built the ark.

Professionals...built the Titanic





And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little
more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:



* 003 have done time for assault
* 007 have been arrested for fraud
* 008 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 014 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 019 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 021 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 029 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 071 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 084 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses





Can you guess which organization this is?





Give up yet?






It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed
to keep the rest of us in line.